I think I don't have a heart .

teenagesoil:

I feel like I’m going to be that aunt who drinks vodka straight out of the bottle and ruins Christmas.

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holligay:

*opens blog* title: welcome peasants *closes blog*

(Source: fluerly, via hate)

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dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 

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heckayeah:

If gay people don’t use the phrase “I can’t think straight around you” as a pick up line. I feel like we have missed a genuinely great opportunity.

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samandriel:

i still think 2007 was 3 years ago

(Source: tomdefaggot, via thatfitgirl96)

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Reblog if you always follow back.

(Source: imparare-a-volare, via bigtosunc)

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